It looks as if Tristan Thompson may have a new side gig while he serves his 25-game suspension. We all know how much he loves sex (all the babies and all).  Adult webcam company, CamSoda, just offered the embattled NBA veteran to perform his very own webcam show on the site to the tune of $100K per show, as he serves his suspension for testing positive for Ibutamoren and SARM LGD-4033 – common HGH enhancers.

CamSoda Vice President, Daryn Parker, went so far as to say, “you can either make some money and stay in shape, or you could go hang out with Khloé” in an effort to sway Thompson to accept the deal.

Check out the official offer letter below detailing the proposition.

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Dear Mr. Thompson,

Your recent 25-game suspension caught my attention and I’d love to present you with a mutually beneficial offer to spend your time during this down period.

My name is Daryn Parker, Vice President of CamSoda – an adult entertainment platform – and I’d like to offer you the opportunity to perform a webcam show on our site each week for the duration of your suspension. I realize your current 1-year deal with the Cavaliers is paying just over $3 million; however, we’re willing to pay up to $100,000 for each camshow you perform. 

Not only is this a great chance to earn some extra cash as you serve the suspension, but you’ll stay in great shape, too. It’s widely known that testosterone levels increase during both masturbation and sex, but revert back to baseline levels after orgasm, so with regular performances on CamSoda we could keep those testosterone levels high (great for muscle growth). All in all, it will make for some great exercise.

So, what do you think? Let me know your thoughts and I’m happy to have my team get started on drawing up the contract. The way I see it, you can either make some money and stay in shape, or you could go hang out with Khloé.

Best Regards,

Daryn Parker

VP, CamSoda

No word yet if Thompson will accept. But you know them Kardashians, they like you working 24/7 lol!

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